plz talk dirty to me
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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