Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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