Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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