Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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