I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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