walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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