no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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