she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
you inspire me to be a worse person
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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