I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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