It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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