Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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