No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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