Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he puts the penis in happiness.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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