I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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