Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Randomize
