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(912): View more from Georgia

He kissed a someone with a penis

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.

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(573): View more from Missouri

You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.

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(775): View more from Nevada

you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.

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(805): View more from California

Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today

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(858): View more from California

Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.

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