Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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