Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize