But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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