Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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