You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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