But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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