they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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