Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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