If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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