what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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