Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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