why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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