is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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