her vagine was all disorganized.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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