you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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