Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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