Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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