i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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