i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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