Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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