so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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