hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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