talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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