Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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