So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
