that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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