no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
this hospital has no fireball
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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