too bad you live with your parents still
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
