jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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