I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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