we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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