I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I think I just sharted jello shots
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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