No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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