No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
