i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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