I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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