i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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