when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
that is very illegal...i love you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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