Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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