i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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