So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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