my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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