scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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