I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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